The Most Inept Policeman Since Clouseau

Murdered to Death
Tuesday 3rd September to Saturday 7th September, 2024
Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne
Review by Tony Flood

Murdered to Death writer Peter Gordon has created in bumbling Inspector Pratt the most incompetent policeman since Jacques Clouseau, immortalised by Peter Sellers in the Pink Panther.

Nicholas Briggs, who was the voice of the Daleks in the Dr Who TV series, captures perfectly Pratt’s blundering inefficiency and repeated misuse of words which had the Devonshire Park audience in fits of laughter on Tuesday’s first night.

Pavan Maru, as Constable Thompkins, is an excellent foil for Briggs, as they provide both verbal and physical comedy. The aptly named Pratt constantly gets Thompkins’ name wrong, shoots him twice and trips over his wounded leg several times.

Two more of Gordon’s dysfunctional characters, blustering Colonel Craddock and Bunting, the sherry-guzzling Butler, are superbly played by Jeremy Lloyd Thomas and David Gilbrook.

This Agatha Christie-style spoof, set in a 1930s manor house, is sprinkled with innuendos, but does not really take off until well into the first act despite the best efforts of director John Goodrum.

The initial scene in which the lady of the house, widow Mildred Bagshot (Susan Earnshaw) and her niece Dorothy Bagshow (Juliette Strobel) wait for their guests to arrive is slow-paced.

And some of the guests, shady French art dealer Pierre Marceau (David Osmond), snooty socialite Elizabeth Hartley Trumpington (Hannah Blaikie) and the Colonel’s fed-up wife Margaret Craddock (Sarah Wynne Kordas) are not given the scope for comedy afforded to Pratt, the forgetful Colonel Craddock and the incompetent butler. Indeed, they are not much more than caricatures.

In contrast, Karen Henson is given the opportunity to project the quirkiness of uninvited local sleuth and busybody Miss Maple, a parody of the iconic Miss Marple, who becomes a suspect because she has been present at murder scenes so often!

The plot revolves around the fact that six of those present have good reasons for wanting Mildred dead. But when she is killed Pratt accuses Dorothy, solely because she stands to inherit Bagshot House.

Inevitably, others become suspects, including Mildred’s secret former lover and two exposed con artists, as Pratt accuses everyone in turn.

All the action takes place in one drawing room, excellently designed by Conal Walsh, with the period costumes by Geoff Gilder further helping to create the ideal atmosphere.

 

All photographs by Tracey Whitefoot

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  • Tony Flood

    Author Tony Flood, who lives in Eastbourne, has spent most of his working life as a journalist, initially on local and regional papers and then on nationals. He was also editor of 'Football Monthly', Controller of Information at Sky Television and enjoyed a spell with 'The People.' In his celebrity book My Life With The Stars - Sizzling Secrets Spilled', Tony recalls: “My work as a showbiz and leisure writer, critic and editor saw me take on a variety of challenges - learning to dance with Strictly Come Dancing star Erin Boag, becoming a stand-up comedian and playing football with the late George Best and Bobby Moore in charity matches.” My Life With The Stars provides revelations and amusing anecdotes about showbiz and sports personalities including Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, Muhammad Ali, George Best, Kylie Minogue, Eric Morecambe and Des O'Connor. Tony also writes in other genres and his crime thrillers have been endorsed by best-selling author Peter James. They are Triple Tease, Stitch Up - Killer or Victim? and Fall Guy - who really killed his wife?, and all feature compassionate copper DCI Harvey Livermore. In addition, there's a fantasy adventure for youngsters called Secret Potion and a book Tony has co-written with wife Heather, aptly titled Laughs and Tears Galore - short stories and poems with twists! Recently, Tony joined The Collective of seven local writers all contributing one character to family saga Driven by Desire, which is full of conflict, fierce ambition and passion as well as a dramatic kidnap. Tony also writes theatre reviews for the Eastbourne Herald, Brighton Argus and BourneFree Live, as well as playing veterans football for Sovereign Harbour Veterans. He is the oldest - and slowest - player in the team.

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