The Most Gormless Policeman Since Frank Drebin Death by Fatal Murder

Devonshire Park Theatre, Eastbourne

Tuesday, September 2nd to Saturday, September 6th

by Tony Flood 

Bumbling Inspector Pratt, superbly played by Mark Pearce, must be the most gormless policeman since The Naked Gun’s Frank Drebin and The Pink Panther’s Inspector Clouseau.

Peter Gordon’s spoof Agatha Christie-style thriller Death by Fatal Murder, set in the 1940s, centres around Pratt’s inept investigation of the disappearance of Constable Atkins.

Initially, he mistakenly believes that the ‘missing Constable’ is a painting that has been stolen from the English manor house to which he has been summoned.

Pearce brilliantly delivers innuendos, malapropisms, double entendres and even a sly wink to the audience.

Unfortunately, some of the gags are predictable and others simply do not come off. So this comedy sequel is not as funny as Peter Gordon’s Murdered to Death, which was shown at Devonshire Park last year when the blundering Pratt was played by Nicholas Briggs.

But once again Pavan Maru’s put-upon Constable Thomkins is an excellent foil for Pratt. They bounce off each other so well in providing both verbal and physical comedy.

Other cast members who also appeared in Murdered to Death are Sarah Wynne Kordas, Susan Earnshaw, Juliette Strobel and Karen Henson.

Sarah Wynne Kordas is superb as Nancy Allwright, the gently flirtatious new owner of Bagshot House where the action takes place.

Juliette Strobel, Susan Earnshaw and Karen Henson are equally well cast as upper-crust Ginny, pretentious Welsh clairvoyant Blodwyn and interfering amateur sleuth Miss Maple.

Impressive contributions are also made by Jeremy Lloyd Thomas and Andrew Ryan in the roles of Italian gigolo Enzo and stuffy Squadron Leader Allwright.

The similarities to Murdered to Death are hardly surprising, with the backstage team of director John Goodrum, Conal Walsh and costume designer Geoff Gilder again creating the right atmosphere in a sitting room setting.

The plot is cleverly contrived, albeit far-fetched, with a host of secrets and motives revealed in a frantic final scene.

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  • Tony Flood

    Author Tony Flood, who lives in Eastbourne, has spent most of his working life as a journalist, initially on local and regional papers and then on nationals. He was also editor of 'Football Monthly', Controller of Information at Sky Television and enjoyed a spell with 'The People.' In his celebrity book My Life With The Stars - Sizzling Secrets Spilled', Tony recalls: “My work as a showbiz and leisure writer, critic and editor saw me take on a variety of challenges - learning to dance with Strictly Come Dancing star Erin Boag, becoming a stand-up comedian and playing football with the late George Best and Bobby Moore in charity matches.” My Life With The Stars provides revelations and amusing anecdotes about showbiz and sports personalities including Elvis Presley, Marilyn Monroe, Frank Sinatra, Muhammad Ali, George Best, Kylie Minogue, Eric Morecambe and Des O'Connor. Tony also writes in other genres and his crime thrillers have been endorsed by best-selling author Peter James. They are Triple Tease, Stitch Up - Killer or Victim? and Fall Guy - who really killed his wife?, and all feature compassionate copper DCI Harvey Livermore. In addition, there's a fantasy adventure for youngsters called Secret Potion and a book Tony has co-written with wife Heather, aptly titled Laughs and Tears Galore - short stories and poems with twists! Recently, Tony joined The Collective of seven local writers all contributing one character to family saga Driven by Desire, which is full of conflict, fierce ambition and passion as well as a dramatic kidnap. Tony also writes theatre reviews for the Eastbourne Herald, Brighton Argus and BourneFree Live, as well as playing veterans football for Sovereign Harbour Veterans. He is the oldest - and slowest - player in the team.

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